Best of...

Five best Office moments (in no particular order). GO.

1. When Jim says his plan was to always marry Pam

(okay arguably this may be the best)

2. When Dwight bids against Bob Vance for Phyllis' hug









3. When Michael convinces Jim that he should "never ever ever give up" on fighting for Pam


4. When Jim and Pam got engaged (uh doy)


5. When Kevin says "It's just nice to win won" after he gets everyone's parking spots back

ARGUE WITH ME

Opening Day!

Marina and I love our Tigs. Even though she grew up in the GR and I grew up in Detroit, no amount of miles could take away from our loyalty and the pride we have for our team. For me, my family was a baseball and hockey family. I know that may make me a little white trashy, but man do I love my Red Wings and Tigers. My grandpa used to take our whole family to a game every single year and I remember  just several days after he passed away, we went to our annual game and saw our last name on the welcome screen, the name my grandpa carried to us, and I couldn't help but think how he probably could see it too. We still try to make it to at least one game a year, but I always thank my grandpa for instilling that love in me.

I remember when they closed Tigers Stadium and opened Comerica Park. I am pretty sure I went on at least 4 tours of the stadium with various members of my family. But the more I went, the more I felt like I must own the stadium a little too. I knew all about this piece of Detroit, a piece of my childhood, that would someday be just a memory.

I have to say though, the closest I ever got to my team, was meeting the 2006 team at a luncheon I attended with my high school journalism teacher. I remember how excited she was to tell me that I was going, and I also remember her pulling a few string to get Pudge to sit next to me! You could tell it was much more exciting for me than it was for any of the men on the team, but what the hey, how many people get to meet their favorite team! They were all very nice and super funny, and though it was an amazing afternoon for me, journalism wasn't my thing in the end. So if the team ever needs an organizational behavioral psychologist . . . I'm your girl!

So here's to you Tigs on opening day (you're 1 and 0 at the top of the 8th right now, let's keep it that way)! GGGGGGGRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Top 10 Reasons Why Small People Are Legit.

Why complain? Having small people's disease is the shit...and here's why:

10. You always get to stand in the front...sometimes this is not so awesome when you have to do something embarrassing (we don't like to look dumb)...but for the most part, we the best up front. JAI HO.

9. When joined with other small people (not so much Jost), you don't have to bend down to take a picture. Always. Looking. Good.

8. You can hide in small spaces so you don't have to entertain randos....arts feets & beats....we will never forget....

7. Find another with Small People's disease and you are the perfect pair to starfish! (or be gay and link arms and skip around to George Michael's "Faith" or do the fish hook move or hide in the back of Senior Dance and cry hysterically on stage).

6. With S.P.D. (abbreved), you look extra good on the staircase (even after crying).

5. You can put on heels and you are still short...no worrying that you're taller than your boyfriend/boy toy/arm candy/desperate dude/booty call/anything with a penis...if you are, then that's def a DEALBREAKER (reference to post #1, credit: liz lemon).

4. You may or may not look like a small child...but HEY we'll look great when we're 40+.

3. Two small people can spread eagle on a bed and FIT!!!

2. Normal people can hold you up with one hand.

1. You can find an equally short soulmate and become BLARINA BALLERINA! (well no one else can be Blarina but maybe you can find a name that's almost as legit).

One of the things Marina and I love, and what makes us soulmates, is 30 Rock. Yeah maybe I own all the seasons on DVD, and still watch them on Netflix instead because moving onto the next episode is faster that way. But there's nothing like watching a good show that makes you laugh constantly, but you could leave on in the background as you study like you're actually supposed to because it's the 34,592 time you've seen it.

And here's 10 why:

1. Everything Liz Lemon does

2. "That's a deal breaker ladies!"

3. Cheesy Blasters (and Meat Cat)

"You take a hot dog, stuff it with some jack cheese, fold it in a pizza. You got Cheesy Blasters."

4. Lizzing

5. Dennis Duffy

6. Liz knowing exactly how we feel when we get hit on

7. Night Cheese

8. Having a work husband

9. Kenneth

10. Queen of Jordan